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• I Am a Baby

  Shea, Bob,

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  Repeating the mantra (and blithe explanation) "because I am a baby," the tiny narrator leads us through scenes of exhaustion, grumpiness, squishy diapers, spilled milk, cowering kittens, and chubby overfed pups (oopsie!).

• Fuck, Now There Are Two of You

  Mansbach, Adam, 1976-

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  Fuck, Now There Are Two of You is a loving monologue about the new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam's trademark profane truth-telling.

• Go the Fuck to Sleep

  Mansbach, Adam, 1976-

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  [A] bedtime book for parents who live in the real world ... profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar, and unspoken, tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Also available in ebook.

• T-Rex Trying--

  Murphy, Hugh

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  Hugh Murphy's T-Rex Trying is a charming collection of 100 drawings from his wildly popular Tumblr feed of the same name. Though the T-Rex may struggle, you'll never struggle with finding dinosaur gifts again!

• All My Friends Are Dead

  Monsen, Avery,

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  If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being…Read moreRead more of this annotation

• There Are Moms Way Worse Than You

  Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed a Fantastic Parent

  Boozan, Glenn,

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• Things I've Said to My Children

  Ripperger, Nathan

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  With Things I've Said to My Children, Ripperger has assembled around 80 of the funniest, weirdest, and most amusing sayings and paired them with full-color, designed images that bring these outrageously hysterical quotes to life

• Mom Milestones

  the True Story of the First Seven Years

  Farris, Grace,

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  Mom records her baby's milestones, but what about her own? Where is the celebration of mom's transformation? Beginning with one-day-old mom, who may feel like she is learning a new language, 'Mom Milestones' is a love letter to the myriad ways moms…Read moreRead more of this annotation

• Cyanide & Happiness

  A Guide to Parenting by Three Guys With No Kids

  Wilson, Kris,

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  Finally, a definitive and reliable manual that demystifies the complicated world of parenting while delivering crucial tips and sage advice -- all from three guys who make comics instead of children.

• Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping?

  Actual Quotes From An Actual Toddler to Her Actual Dad

  Carroll, Matthew,

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  Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping? is the record of the hilarious, crazy, and touching pronouncements of a little girl, but it's also the irresistible documentation of the love between a parent and child.

• Fowl Language

  Welcome to Parenting

  Gordon, Brian,

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  Parenting can be a magical journey full of bliss and wonder . . . if you're on the right meds. For the rest of us, it's another thing altogether. Fowl Language Comics takes an unvarnished look at the tedium and aggravation of parenting, while never…Read moreRead more of this annotation

• Act Natural

  a Cultural History of Misadventures in Parenting

  Traig, Jennifer

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  From a distinctive, inimitable voice, a wickedly funny and fascinating romp through the strange, and often contradictory history of Western parenting

• Baby Owner's Manual

  Operating Instructions, Trouble-shooting Tips, and Advice on First-year Maintenance

  Borgenicht, Louise

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  As every parent knows, infant technology isn't quite user-friendly, and first-timers have plenty of frequently asked questions: How does one get the baby to sleep through the night? What is the recommended way to swaddle a baby? When is it necessary…Read moreRead more of this annotation

• Cat & Nat's Mom Truths

  Embarrassing Stories and Brutally Honest Advice on the Extremely Real Struggle of Motherhood

  Belknap, Catherine

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  Hilarious best friends Cat and Nat created a massive online community of moms by sharing their ultra-real and just a bit R-rated dispatches from the mom trenches. Also available in audiobook.

• Don't Lick the Minivan

  and Other Things I Never Thought I'd Say to My Kids

  Shirtliffe, Leanne

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  In Don't Lick the Minivan , Shirtliffe captures the bizarre aspects of parenting in her edgy, honest voice. She explores the hazards of everyday life with children such as: The birthday party where neighborhood kids took home skin rashes from the…Read moreRead more of this annotation

• How Not to Kill Your Baby

  Weinstein, Jacob Sager

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  This laugh-out-loud hilarious book is mandatory reading for parents, and should be taught in schools as the cautionary tale portion of Sex Ed. Run don't walk to buy it, and if you're a baby with lethal parents, crawl don't roll.

• The Honest Toddler

  a Child's Guide to Parenting

  Laditan, Bunmi

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  An irreverent, laugh-out-loud funny parenting guide from The Honest Toddler, the internet's most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans online.

• #IMomSoHard

  Hensley, Kristen,

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  Has it been months since you've read a book with actual adult words that had nothing to do with farm animals or superheroes or going potty? Well then, it's time to take a break. Pour yourself some wine. Put on your comfy pants. All good? Ok, welcome…Read moreRead more of this annotation

• I Want My Epidural Back

  Adventures in Mediocre Parenting

  Alpert, Karen

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  Bestselling author and creator of the wildly popular Baby Sideburns parenting blog offers her brutally honest and hilarious take on parenting - showing you that mediocre parents are awesome too.

• Ketchup Is a Vegetable

  and Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves

  O'Bryant, Robin

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  If you don't have anything nice to say about motherhood, then... read this book. Robin O'Bryant offers a no holds barred look at the day to day life of being a mother to three, running a household and the everyday monotony of parenting. It's not…Read moreRead more of this annotation